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 Star Wars movies, ranked:

1. Attack of the Clones

2. Empire Strikes Back

3. Force Awakens

4. Last Jedi

5. New Hope

6. Phantom Menace

7. Return of the Jedi

8. Revenge of the Sith

9. Rise of Skywalker

These rankings are authoritative. After all, who are we to argue with alphabetical order?

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